Everything is going too well.
Short walk in the sun from apartment to press centre - check!
Quick accreditation pick-up - check!
Quick pigeon hole allocation - check!
Straightforward press centre layout - check!
Working wifi - check!
Free coffee - check!
Free apples - check!
Free crisps - check!
Did no one tell ORF that something is not meant to work on the first day?!
Bringing you all the news and gossip from the rehearsals in Vienna
Monday, 11 May 2015
Sunday, 10 May 2015
Badges, bag and goodies!
A
short walk from base camp for the next two weeks is the Wiener Stadthalle,
mecca for homos Eurovision Fans from across the globe.
Before the rushing and
dashing which will certainly not be in short supply tomorrow, we went to get
the badge sorted in order to not have too much hassle in the morning. It seems
it was a good idea:
It
appears that many of the photos submitted have not made it to the Accreditation
Centre's system. The volunteers will therefore take a picture of you should you
be included in this group. Ensure to take heed of this should you want to go
and pick up your badge moments after landing from intercontinental flights or
have forgotten to shave for a period of time not long enough for it to be seen as a kept facial
statement but too long for it to be a sexy stubble. Still, some people
don't mind this look on them, some of them also film a music video in this
state, ironically saying there was only one thing they should have done ... I
would beg to differ - razor in hand - on this 'one' thing but we hope we have time
to bring this up with the person involved in due course.
For
those who travelled with the masses to Copenhagen last year, friends, the
suffering is over! The venue is surrounded (well, has many around) by
restaurants and different eateries to choose from. Secretly I will miss the
chicken pasta with green pesto though, that kept us going through many a drama.
In regards
to this already famous bag - it really does have waaaay (yes, it is spelled
like that when it needs to be) too much stuff! Thankfully some of it is edible
but if you really want to take this back with you, ensure you don't have too
much weight outbound. Also, the bag itself is really quite small (it is already
full when given out) so grab another bag if you're still on your way to Vienna.
You can then use this other bag as a second carry-on instead. Check with your
airline's policy however before flying in order to confirm if two carry-on bags
are allowed. ESC Nation does not accept any responsibility for your
misinterpretation of the rules.
So
what is left to do today? Preparation for tomorrow obviously, but also eat,
relax, save and recharge the batteries: we all know how this goes - it's a
twisted game we put ourselves through annually. This battle year after year to
survive the two weeks is quite a feat. Websites against Websites for quickest and best content, F-accredited
individuals running after delegations to try and get promotional items, delegations
and artists hoping for original questions to pop up in interviews and the
question on everyone's lips: What will Valentina Monetta be singing when she is
shown on tv to announce the result of the Sammarinese vote? Sources say she has
been living in London now for a while. Could this be to improve her English in
order to not become a second Belén?
Vienna at last!
An English saying states that with age comes wisdom. You would therefore be led to believe that this year being my tenth Eurovision Song Contest pilgrimage, I would be a wise old fool! Sadly, just like Željko Joksimović's entries, the number increases but the tune remains the same - leading you down the path of despair which you know is coming but you cannot avoid. Months of healthy eating - gone, weeks of planning - deleted, days of thinking all was sorted - just shattered dreams, and welcome once more the last minute panics for taxis, parties and the all important airport dash!
Going to a preview party the night before leaving for the host city should have rung some bells from the start but like the true soldiers of Eurovision love that we are, we thought pulling an all nighter in order to accommodate all was going to be simple. It could have been were myself and ESC Bubble's Daniel Lynch not captured in our less than fully-functional mental capacity by non-stop Geordie Shore on MTV at 2:00am.
Realising time was quickly approaching, a last minute roundup and shove into suitcase tactic was adopted, completing with a bodily requirement, shower and shave and it was off to the airport to board our flight. I am unaware of how it is in airports in your vicinity but Amsterdam Schiphol loves making you do everything while attendants rush about their busy day of (assumed) gossiping and (allegedly) sleeping with Captains on stopovers from their outbound long-haul. First you have to check in on a machine, then choose what boarding card to print (mobile or paper), then go and do your own baggage drop off, have it fail a couple of times, remove overweight items, try again and hope you didn't screw the tag up, all of which while the above mentioned attendants stare at you in a game of chicken on who is the first to point out the possible need for help.
No sleep usually can be directly correlated to crankiness and this was definitely true in the case today but a thankfully uneventful hour and a half flight was enough to catch a few open-mouthed moments of sleep. Vienna appears to be quite a regulated city, the people and services seem to be very efficient. For those still on the way, we would recommend just getting the normal train into town, much cheaper (€4,20) and only an extra 15 minutes or so from the fast one. Things are well signposted and it's not difficult to find where you need to go - we managed to get to our apartment with no backtracking! The only thing we noticed which we could see an improvement on, the U-bahn has one entrance for the line, and it depends on the left or right platform which direction you will be going in. At least from the ones we saw (U3 and U6), they don't seem to have a list of station names in the direction of your train to help while you're trying to make the quick decision should you be in a hurry. In London these would be clearly visible when you get down the stairs but this simple idea does not seem to have made it to the Viennese system.
Now, we are just having a quick rest before going to the madness that will be our home for the next two weeks. Pictures of the goodies in the bag have already been making rounds on Facebook. We've had our first views of the accreditations, and before you know it, we will have our first rehearsals, press conferences, interviews and drunken shenanigans at events too! Will we be facing our shadows? Or will be shining lights (you just know mobile phones need to be charged during Semi 2)? We could be heroes, warriors and if all else fails; oximated (still having trouble understanding what is meant by this)... but whatever happens throughout the next two weeks, we know that we are blessed by being given this opportunity each year and therefore a big thank you first off to all those organisers and helpers at EBU for giving us this platform. In the tried and tested words of many a host and at least one scary little girl in the year 2000...
Going to a preview party the night before leaving for the host city should have rung some bells from the start but like the true soldiers of Eurovision love that we are, we thought pulling an all nighter in order to accommodate all was going to be simple. It could have been were myself and ESC Bubble's Daniel Lynch not captured in our less than fully-functional mental capacity by non-stop Geordie Shore on MTV at 2:00am.
Realising time was quickly approaching, a last minute roundup and shove into suitcase tactic was adopted, completing with a bodily requirement, shower and shave and it was off to the airport to board our flight. I am unaware of how it is in airports in your vicinity but Amsterdam Schiphol loves making you do everything while attendants rush about their busy day of (assumed) gossiping and (allegedly) sleeping with Captains on stopovers from their outbound long-haul. First you have to check in on a machine, then choose what boarding card to print (mobile or paper), then go and do your own baggage drop off, have it fail a couple of times, remove overweight items, try again and hope you didn't screw the tag up, all of which while the above mentioned attendants stare at you in a game of chicken on who is the first to point out the possible need for help.
No sleep usually can be directly correlated to crankiness and this was definitely true in the case today but a thankfully uneventful hour and a half flight was enough to catch a few open-mouthed moments of sleep. Vienna appears to be quite a regulated city, the people and services seem to be very efficient. For those still on the way, we would recommend just getting the normal train into town, much cheaper (€4,20) and only an extra 15 minutes or so from the fast one. Things are well signposted and it's not difficult to find where you need to go - we managed to get to our apartment with no backtracking! The only thing we noticed which we could see an improvement on, the U-bahn has one entrance for the line, and it depends on the left or right platform which direction you will be going in. At least from the ones we saw (U3 and U6), they don't seem to have a list of station names in the direction of your train to help while you're trying to make the quick decision should you be in a hurry. In London these would be clearly visible when you get down the stairs but this simple idea does not seem to have made it to the Viennese system.
Now, we are just having a quick rest before going to the madness that will be our home for the next two weeks. Pictures of the goodies in the bag have already been making rounds on Facebook. We've had our first views of the accreditations, and before you know it, we will have our first rehearsals, press conferences, interviews and drunken shenanigans at events too! Will we be facing our shadows? Or will be shining lights (you just know mobile phones need to be charged during Semi 2)? We could be heroes, warriors and if all else fails; oximated (still having trouble understanding what is meant by this)... but whatever happens throughout the next two weeks, we know that we are blessed by being given this opportunity each year and therefore a big thank you first off to all those organisers and helpers at EBU for giving us this platform. In the tried and tested words of many a host and at least one scary little girl in the year 2000...
WELCOME EUROPE!
I morgon är en annan dag
Preparing all my logistics for tomorrow's journey to VIENNA. And very happy to see the city's public transport company has a special tab for us. Hooray!
Monday, 4 May 2015
A blogger like me
In a few days I'll be off to Vienna and so to kick off my blogging here area few thoughts about what lies ahead.
Firstly I'm feeling rather out of practice, having had a couple of years away from the madness of ESC fortnight. My last memory is the very VERY slow check-in at Baku airport at an ungodly hour on the Sunday morning after going there straight after the final (which after all finished at 3.30am local time). But you know, I'd go back to that city of jazz, of culture, of chaos and of slightly suspect taxi drivers. Although maybe not next year.
The first impressions of the Vienna contest organisation are, it must be said, very promising. Hopefully this won't lead to disappointment on arrival, and I'm fairly confident it won't.
Firstly I'm feeling rather out of practice, having had a couple of years away from the madness of ESC fortnight. My last memory is the very VERY slow check-in at Baku airport at an ungodly hour on the Sunday morning after going there straight after the final (which after all finished at 3.30am local time). But you know, I'd go back to that city of jazz, of culture, of chaos and of slightly suspect taxi drivers. Although maybe not next year.
The first impressions of the Vienna contest organisation are, it must be said, very promising. Hopefully this won't lead to disappointment on arrival, and I'm fairly confident it won't.
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