Bags packed, targets set

It seems I'll be the first of our team to leave the house, but almost the last to arrive (thank you, Scottish ferry times...). Don't worry, one of us should be there in time to cover the exciting Austrian rehearsal.

Here are some targets I've set to myself for the following two weeks:

• Find evidence that Anouk actually made it to Malmö
• Shout "CHA CHA!" at every person holding a Belarussian flag
• Say no to Krista
• Introduce Eyþór to scissors
• Get at least one of (many) spectacled artists to lick-clean their glasses
• Ask the DJ at Euroclub for Milas Poli

Well, we'll see.