Showing posts with label Sild. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sild. Show all posts

Tuesday, 6 May 2014

Predicticación

Are we all ready? I think I am! Despite having been far away from the interwebz for the last few days (I feel all naked! Though that might just be my swimming trunks), I'm getting into the mood, and even have managed to work out a little preditction for tonight. I've also put on some tiny bets that go against my actual guess, so who knows, really... Bets are on Ukraine and Belgium not to qualify, but in the list below, Moldova really is the one I'm doubting.

And as if giving you ten qualifiers wasn't enough potential for wrongness, here's how I think the full result will be tonight:

Sweden
Azerbaijan
Armenia
Hungary
Netherlands
Montenegro
Ukraine
Russia
Belgium
Moldova

Estonia
San Marino
Portugal
Iceland
Latvia
Albania

Have a ball tonight, no matter what! :-)

Monday, 28 April 2014

WILD HOLIDAY

Wait, no, I mean wild prediction.

I've been on a plane for five and a half hours today (to somewhere warmer than Copenhagen), so have had lots of time to think of my wild prediction (almost) before rehearsals start. I've also been intending to do an actual full prediction ranking, and a new one just before the final to compare, so why not combine the two?

But then, what's considered wild in a year like this? The long flight didn't really enlighten me... Then again, I was preoccuppied with nomsy tapas in nice little trays, drool-sleepage and the likes for much of it. It wasn't until I dived into my purple hotel room I decided what it's going to be:

Belgium is not going to qualify.

Why not? Because he's above medium-sized? No, quite the contrary, I think that's one of the few advantages it has. But because it's dull and overdramatic, because he has a thin, grating voice, and because the lyrics are creepy and awkward. And most of all, does anyone know of anyone (other than Ruslana) that actually likes it?

My main reason for sticking to it as my prediction, though, is that it saves me from the impossible task of deciding where to put it in the final - PJUH! So here's how I think the scoreboard will look in just over 12 days.

1 Sweden
2 Armenia
3 Azerbaijan
4 Denmark
5 Austria (I couldn't find anything to put here, so here's officially my other wild-dances-bonanza-fail prediction)
6 Netherlands (And I keep them coming!)
7 Greece
8 UK
9 Malta
10 Hungary
11 Italy
12 Montenegro
13 Norway
14 Spain
15 Romania
16 Ireland
17 Ukraine
18 Israel
19 Russia
20 Moldova
21 Finland
22 Slovenia
23 France
24 Lithuania
25 Estonia
26 Germany

Looking forward to be able to change this after the rehearsals - and then be even more wrong!

Thursday, 9 May 2013

The hairy side of Malmö

After a slight lie-in, in part due to Irish generosity, and during skippage of this morning's rehearsals, I decided it was time to test out other local industries than just those involving liquids of various kinds - the hairdressers. We do our utmost to get to know our host cities here at ESC Nation, you see! Alternatively, my mane had gotten unflatteringly fluffy.

I'd done my research and discovered a suitable establishment just around the corner from our apartment, and set out on my quest. Only to be met by a locked door... Off to the next one a block away, and it was closed too - is Thursday the official resting day of Swedish hairdressers, or what?! Thankfully, the area of Malmö where we're staying is densely dotted with immigrant style mini-hairdressers (not midgets, sadly) with horrendous signs on the outside, so eventually settled for that, and had a bit of an awkward and language-confused encounter with a bored-looking girl and the Arabic-speaking hairdresser.

"Can I get a haircut?"
[Blank stare]
"Can I get a haircut?"
[Blank stare]
"Ehm, cut my hair...?"
"Klippning?"
"Well, yes..."
"Är du dansk?"

Erm, thanks? He eventually did his duty to my satisfaction, though, and it all ended well. Especially since I got a nice big bucket of dispenser coke at Burger King right after. OMNOM

In an ironic twist, Margaret Berger is now performing the ass off I feed you my love, forcing my neck hair up - but it's gone! :-(

Wednesday, 8 May 2013

Wednesday afternoon rehearsals (rolling blog)

Right, banana socks at the ready! Tried out the hot lunch at Euroclub, and it was yums! I had tyttebær. And on to Finland...

FINLAND
Fittingly, the backdrop is a Las Vegas-y sign telling us how fabulous Krista is. She's joined by people that are not Velvet (but might be Jane Bogaert) covered in velvet coats (I bet Yami LOVES them), but the coats disappear towards the end. It's very lively and wedding-y, as you would expect. And yes, there IS a kiss at the end! A sloppy one, judging by how the kissee wipes her mouth afterwards... I wish the Macedonians had used the same trick.

There's a bit in the middle where the velveters turn into a massive chair and Krista tries to pick rose petals out of a rose, but it's apparently a bit hard to do...

I don't think any of this will change your view on this entry, really. If you liked it before, you'll like it, if you didn't, you won't. It's silly, colourful, fast and fun, and I'm glad it exists, but I can take it or leave it myself. She is a charmer, though, at least for three minutes, and may well hit a few hearts at home. I'm just glad I'm not sharing a hotel room with her, I bet it would be tiresome!

While waiting for the next run-through, we're googling duckface + spaghetti. Do try it.

I've only just realised Krista has a bandage on her knee. Was that there all the time, or did she just have an AO on stage? Some pyro is also added to this performance, of the shoot-fire-diagonally-left-right-type. Looks neat, but doesn't add a lot, really.

MALTA
We get lyrics in the back, which is probably handy, as Gianluca seems to be struggling with finding the right words and putting them in the right place... Is it going faster, is that what it is? Something has definitely happened!

The performance starts off with a rather traditional "band" set-up, with the people spread about on stage and Gianluca himself wandering about being very happy. He pops by the catwalk, and when he's back, the rest of the group have gathered on a park benchy thing like in the video.

Apart from the issues with the speed, and obviously some weird camera angles, as it is a first rehearsal, I thought this sold itself nicely, and he comes across as a sweet, charming guy-next-door.

And indeed, the second run-through doesn't seem quite as fast! Maybe they were testing out a smurf version for the next Smurfehits compilation.



OH NO, we bumped into cracker-hamster! Gigglefits galore! And obviously Yami had to try to re-renact it with his accreditation badge. Photographic evidence to come.

Meanwhile, Malta is definitely getting the little tweaks and sort-outs it needed, and they have all reason to be pleased with today. Even I am starting to squiddle my toes about it it!





BULGARIA
Well, I've been looking forward to this, haven't I... :-[

Stage is mostly red and white-ish blue (clearly a plot to secure a Dutch victory), and they start off drumming with wet drums to that nice splashy effect they had in 2007. The bagpiper looks like a mugger with hernia while crouching about on stage like a madman. And just when you think it's starting to look a bit more together, with some wall of drums action and general howling, the herniated mugger shows up with a MASSIVE feathered mask (or is it a hat?) of some sort. I think the term erm covers it nicely.

It really looks like the bagpipe mugger is carrying a pig's head in some shots... I'm not sure if that's a good or a bad thing. Backing singers in traditional costumes have now been allowed to step into the limelight, they were nicely tucked away in the dark in the first run-through. And they've added barking chihuahuas!

To conclude, I think this is horrendous, but then I was always going to, so... Not sure what could've been done differently (apart from THROWING THE SONG AWAY), so all in all, it was a pretty good rehearsal, I'd say. And NI!

ICELAND
A very fitting background to this, with a dark view out to the sea, some houses on the sides and a big lighthouse in the centre. Sets a very nice atmosphere to the whole thing, similar to the video. Not much happening on stage, as you might expect, apart from four backing singers showing up out of nowhere for the keychange, and well sung, as you might also expect.

Not much more to say, really - this is looking pretty much like a finished product already. Apart from him not yet having been anywhere near scissors, obvi.

After wearing a white jacket for the first two run-throughs (and hence looking like Rui Bandeira here), Eyþor has now changed into a black one, so obviously trying out to see what works best. I'm really not sure what I'd advice them (just as well they're extremely unlikely to ever ask me then) - the black one looks much nicer, but it also makes him disappear slightly in the predominantly dark stage. Could orange be an idea?

Tuesday, 7 May 2013

Tuesday morning rehearsals

Well, good morning! We are set for a new day of madness, and have been moved to a bigger cinema for viewing today. My shoes are off and I'm ready to go!

You've all read Sam, Yair and Martin's reports from yesterdays rehearsals, of course, and I don't think I have a lot to add to that, apart from BWAHAHAHAHA to Ukraine. And for one that have been doubting Denmark big parts of the season, it did seem to work very nicely yesterday. Should definitely do well, and the falling pyro and glittery confetti works wonders for it, but it's by no means a new Loreen.

Biggest improvement from my original impression of the entries yesterday was Estonia for me, which is odd, since it was just as expected... OH, and Montenegro is starting!

MONTENEGRO
The two lads are wearing some sort of spacesuits that make them look like two Michelin men, whereas our diacriticed friend Nina Žižić is dressed like an electric bee (true story!). This is a big burp of fresh air, really, no matter what you think of it, and it looks pretty much as expected on stage, and fairly authentic. Stands out a mile, and positively too, but I'm still not convinced enough people will actually vote for it.

The background looks nice and flashy in yellow-ish green, so I'm sold, of course. I'm easy.

And the Michelin men now turned into proper astronauts for the second run-through! Emerging out of smoke at the start, looking surprisingly neat, actually. Just to underline how out of line with the rest these boys are!


BELGIUM
Roberto starts off with an absolutley terrified and distant look in his eyes in the first shot, but then again, that's nothing new. Other than that it's looking quite nice, really! There's two female dancers showing up out of nowhere from behind, complete with Hold-on-be-strong-No-one-style hand moves and all, making it all look pretty dishy. Can they take over, as he clearly doesn't want to be there...?

Would it be very Terry Wogan of me to say that it's during songs like this you notice how nice the set is...? It truly is for this one - a cold and blue feel. Starts off with the condom lamps on stage, but they eventually disappear, and we have bits from the lyrics being projected in the back. I think the best bit it is during the DUBSTEP, though, when it turns into more generic patterns bouncing along to the beat.

All in all, I'm assuming the Belgians are pleased with this - they have every reason to be, at least.


BELARUS
Giant discoball UFO containing Alyona alert!!

It opens, and there she is! The concept sounds ridiculous, but it doesn't actually look as kitchen sink-y as it might sound in the end, with the discoball working as a background prop all the way through. Colours are in silvery and orange, which looks very good, and the choreography is pretty much the same as their video - WE HAVE INWARD CHA CHA CLAP! #win

So based on the first run-through, the performance looks good (or the idea of it) and she sings well, but other than that, it gave a rather empty and undone feel, and they're lucky there's still lots of time... Most of all, they look a bit confused and unfocused, and Alyona downright terrified at times. But then again, who cares when both her dancers are dishy.

Second run-through, and we have smiles! And the whole thing generally looking quite a bit better already. I'm wriggling my toes as we speak, unsurprisingly.

Smoke and pyro added to the beginning in last run-through, both to a pretty good effect, I thought, as was the fire throughout. CHA CHA HEY

MOLDOVA
It seems I missed the first nibble of Pasha and Lady Tottington due to needing a wee... Ooops. All set for the next try!

And here we go... And she's back on Romanian, it seems, unlike the mix on the first run-through. Pasha is joined on his piano stool by three dancer boys in the first shot, doing some weird wave. Odd, but sweet too, somehow. They are still doing their great Yaz bitti-moves behind her and... OH, she's going up-up-up-up! Her massive dress is clearly hiding a Sarah Dawn Finer styled lift, and raising for the big finish, which she sings rather flawlessly. This should be sailing through if this is anything to go by, my neckhair went up! Which reminds me, I should book that haircut...

Also, WHERE IS HER HAIR