Well, not really. But I was watching the rehearsal clip and was wondering why she was singing the wrong melody, and then I realise she wasn...

Wait, no, I mean wild prediction. I've been on a plane for five and a half hours today (to somewhere warmer than Copenhagen), so have...

  What are they asking us? Bitch be from where now?    I will try to answer this in a way which doesn't show I have ...

After a quick "coffee with mini mælk" break (I didn't realise it wasn't a longer break) we have the next country in the c...

Well, after a reasonably-priced lunch of pasta with green pesto and chicken (yes! I forgot to take a pic of it - AMATEUR!) we're back f...